Issued by the Sunni administration of the town of Eridil:
The ancient city of Eridil has had running water for the past 12 days.
We are requesting journalists to visit our city during our Ramadan festival to see our new fountain.
Please bring flashlights and/or generators.
This is good one from the Kurdish area:
The province of Katum is pleased to announce that the city center is now mostly free of mines.
This one is the best.
The provisional administration of the coalition base located on the outskirts of Tatorga is happy to announce that the McDonalds has expanded its hours of operation. The drive-thru window will be open from 10am-7pm. Please note that due to increased security customers will need to exit their vehicles and subject themselves to a search to pick up their orders. No Burqa's please.
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